| Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... | ||
| Category | Your Score | Average |
| Self-Lovin' | 85% Never taken out of the packaging | 64.9% |
| Shamelessness | 83.3% Has yet to see self in mirror | 79% |
| Sex Drive | 71.1% A fool for love, but not always | 77.4% |
| Straightness | 8.9% Knows the other body type like a map | 44.1% |
| Gayness | 98.2% Repressed, are we? | 83.8% |
| Fucking Sick | 90.3% Refreshingly normal | 90% |
| You are 72.38% pure Average Score: 72.5% | ||
