May 9th, 2005

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Ego-trip.

For all of you that think my 1-3 inches of tummy pudge make me fat:

My RIDE is sweeter than yours. That's ride fuckwads, drool at my shiny silver jetta jam packed with the all the affection that my oma has for her family. Clan pride, and great manuverablity all in the same little speed demon.

My BOY is sweeter than your GIRL. He's not just sexy, well muscled, tall, and gorgeous. But he's THE SMARTEST person I've EVER met. If you can't explain quantum mechanics to me, I don't want you in my pants. Sorry.
He also is outdoorsy, and PAGAN to boot. And he cooks :P

My PLACE kicks your place's ass. Wait, you DON'T EVEN HAVE A PLACE! You still live with your PARENTS! Sure it gives you more spending money now b/c I'm paying for my own food, rent as well as going to school, but my earning potential is going to leave your sorry min-wage part time ass in the dust in a few short years.

And let's face it, I'm more fun. You can fake small talk with a 16 yr old you want to lay, but grunts don't do it for me. I value actual discussion, actual adventure, and calculus doesn't render me a useless bowl of jello. Oh, and my boyfriend isn't jail bait, nor is he puking up every meal to impress me with his pant size.

Silly Losers of Lansdowne :P
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Warcrack is too much like real life.

I think I might ditch it just b/c of that, or stop trying as much anyways.

Why is warcrack like my real life, your skeptical inner voice may be asking, as you peer at my typed words with the suspicions that I have a tenuous grasp on reality. Simple really:

1) Feelings of being left behind. Everyone has a level 20+ character that they bounce around in, going on raids, into dungeons. If I try to follow I get killed every 5 min with my little lvl 10. I don't need shit like that, in real life people are leaving me to travel to other countries, to graduate and disappear across the continent.

2) Re-inactment of last summer. Last summer I went hither and yon on many annoying "quest", all without much exercise. In warcraft, my character is sent throughout the world, mostly on foot, to gather this and that. I still don't get any exercise no matter how buff my druid is.

3) I feel like a social putz. High level characters are in demand for quests and raids. Little low lvls characters die too easily to go anywhere cool. So my bf has a tight bond with his guild, always running around withthese hot elf chicks, and my tauren keeps running into troll only guilds at best. Also, as a low lvl character, it's easier to die while chatting with people.
In real life, I don't feel so sure around people either. It's easy for me to be a lone dragon, but I don't really have much of a flock.