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For all of you that think my 1-3 inches of tummy pudge make me fat:

My RIDE is sweeter than yours. That's ride fuckwads, drool at my shiny silver jetta jam packed with the all the affection that my oma has for her family. Clan pride, and great manuverablity all in the same little speed demon.

My BOY is sweeter than your GIRL. He's not just sexy, well muscled, tall, and gorgeous. But he's THE SMARTEST person I've EVER met. If you can't explain quantum mechanics to me, I don't want you in my pants. Sorry.
He also is outdoorsy, and PAGAN to boot. And he cooks :P

My PLACE kicks your place's ass. Wait, you DON'T EVEN HAVE A PLACE! You still live with your PARENTS! Sure it gives you more spending money now b/c I'm paying for my own food, rent as well as going to school, but my earning potential is going to leave your sorry min-wage part time ass in the dust in a few short years.

And let's face it, I'm more fun. You can fake small talk with a 16 yr old you want to lay, but grunts don't do it for me. I value actual discussion, actual adventure, and calculus doesn't render me a useless bowl of jello. Oh, and my boyfriend isn't jail bait, nor is he puking up every meal to impress me with his pant size.

Silly Losers of Lansdowne :P
  • Good rant.

    Although none (or few) of us have seen your "1-3 inches of tummy pudge" I am sure it looks as good as anyone elses "tummy pudge" out there. Okay so that was a very awkard compliment.

    I really detest shallow people that can't see past a person's immediate physical appearance and worse still have to judge others to make themselves feel better about themselves.

    Hope these people aren't "friends".
    • A few of these guys decided I was fat, and told everyone I'm pregnant (I'm not), so now everyone in that social circle is checking out my tummy, counting how many times I pee, and making judgements based on the fact that they saw me eat dinner.

      It's starting to get on my nerves, but then I realised that these shallow guys aren't so hot themselves. (Like drooling over jail-bait)

      I think they might get downgraded from friend status, and quite quickly. ^_^

      Thanks for the compliment :)
  • I have nothing to do with that at all. I'm just the one that keeps having to fix it. *sigh* All I can say is they suck.
    • Don't try to fix it, it'll just blow over as people forget. My tummy and peeing habits are quite boring in the grand scheme of things.
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